Subject: ASCII PACCKA3 "CMEPTb XACAHA"
From: sasha@cbnewsi.cb.att.com (alexander.kostomaroff)
Date: 31 Jul 92 12:53:28 GMT
Keywords: WATCH MY LANGUAGE. DELICATE INDIVIDUALS HIT NOW!!!
*I*
YTPO, TAET PACCBET.
KAK CTPAHHO EXATb TAK PAHO HA METPO.
HET TYPKY XACAHY TAM MECTA .
HET EMY MECTA B TPAMBAE.
EMY MECTO B CPAKE.
*II*
XAET XACAH BCEX HAC.
HET Y XACAHA YMA.
OH, KYPBA, XYEM MYKY HA TECTO CEET.
TAK MOTATb XACAHA B POT.
EMY BCE PABHO COCATb MOPKOBKY HABEKA.
3HAEM: OH - XYECOC.
*III*
PAKOM XACAH CTAHET.
TEM BPEMEHEM EMY CMA3KY HAHECYT.
TPAXHET XACAHA B POT YPKA, A B CPAKY KA3AX.
PBET XACAHY CPAKY XEP KA3AXA.
B 3EHKAX XACAHA TEMHO, BO PTY BKYC XYEBAT.
A TYT EMY HAKA3: PA3OM OTCOCATb XEP POTE KA3AKOB.
COBCEM XEPOBO XACAHY HA CBETE.
*IV*
XACAH - EBHYX!
XAPKHET EMY B YXO CTAPYXA CAPPA, A KPACOTKA HOHHA 3ACMEET.
MATb XACAHA COCET Y BCEX TYPKOB.
CYPOBA K HEMY KOPOBA, CCATb OHA HA XACAHA CTAHET.
KOHb XACAHA HE BE3ET, KOT EMY HE MYPKAET.
3ATEET XACAH XATY MA3ATb, A TEM BPEMEHEM XAH TYPKOB EMY POT 3ATKHET XEPOM.
CHOBA XACAHY XYEBO.
*V*
HET EMY B TOPOHTO KAKAO. HE CAXAPA B AT&T.
XABAET, XPYMKAET XACAH XYEBOE BAPEBO HA COH.
HE 3HAET XACAH 3AKOHA EBPEEB.
CBAXA K HEMY HE 3ABEPHET.
*VI*
B HOCY Y XACAHA TPYXA.
HA XAPE Y XACAHA KOPOCTA.
KOMAP XACAHOBY KPOBb COCET.
MYXA CPET EMY HA HOC.
TOHET XACAH B KAKAX.
*VII*
BETEP HECET EMY 3BYK TAHKOB B ATAKE.
KAPKAET XACAHY BOPOH: - EPEBAH, EPEBAH!
CTPAX ECT XACAHA.
BEPTYXAET OH HA HAPAX BHE 3AKOHA.
COBCEM HET MECTA TYPKY HA CBETE.
*VIII*
HA KABKA3E ECTb TEPEK-PEKA. TOHET XACAH B PEKE TEPEK.
CMEPTb EMY CKOPO HACTAHET, HABEET XACAHY COH HABEK.
CKOPO-CKOPO YTOHET XACAH. BOT 3AMEP COBCEM.
TAK EMY, CYKE!
*IX*
HET XACAHA.
KPACOTA HA CBETE!
YPA! YPA!
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Copyright by Alexander Kostomaroff
Observer Of Passing Events, Falling Empires, and Human Follies.
Disclaimer:
^^^^^[invalid operator Character XACAH is nothing but a fictitious creature
hatched from an egg laid in some black hole of
soc.culture.soviet by a cyberspace maggot.
Resemblance to any real individual of Turkish origin
and AT&T employ is purely accidental and only
confirms the theory that this universe is infinite and random.
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Subject: More PYCCKII/ASCII Rambling
From: sasha@cbnewsi.cb.att.com (alexander.kostomaroff)
Date: 3 Aug 92 14:52:43 GMT
Keywords: MAPA3MA MPAKOM BECb COBOK OKYTAH
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MAPA3MA MPAKOM BECb COBOK OKYTAH.
KOMMYHA-KYPBA BEPXOBEHCTYET B MOCKBE.
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Y EBPEEB ABPAAM.
Y PYCAKOB BOBKA-MOPKOBKA.
A Y TYPOK - AXMET C XACAHOM.
KAK CKA3AHO HA BOPOTAX B 3OHE:
JEDEM DAS SEINE.
TO ECTb, "BCEM - CBOE".
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HE BE3ET MHE B KAPTAX, 3ATO BE3ET B CEKCE.
A Y BAC KAK?
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KPACOTKA PO3A CKA3ATb CYMEET:
XACAH CTEPBO3A - ECT, HO HE CEET.
OH HEYCTAHHO CPET MHE HA PAHY.
3ABET KOPAHA: HA XEP XACAHA.
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Copyright by Alexander Kostomaroff
Observer Of Passing Events, Falling Empires, and Human Follies.
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Subject: Re: More PYCCKII/ASCII Rambling
From: oleg@watson.ibm.com (Oleg Vishnepolsky)
Date: Mon, 03 Aug 1992 16:30:11 GMT
In <1992Aug3.145243.7663@cbnewsi.cb.att.com> sasha@cbnewsi.cb.att.com
(alexander.kostomaroff) writes:
> ...
> HE BE3ET MHE B KAPTAX, 3ATO BE3ET B CEKCE.
> A Y BAC KAK?
HE CEKCOM KPACEH OH, A PACCKA3OM O XACAHE.
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